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The chat channel attached to r/Morbius ran for 636 days before Reddit removed chat channels entirely. This is the surviving record: 9,621 messages from 1,161 people.

22 Feb 2024opened18 Nov 2025last message
636 days · 15.2 msg/day
9,621Messages
1,161People
1,048Images
1,477Reactions
273Replies
368Deleted

Every day the room was open

Activity in the final two weeks ran at 43% of the opening day.

Peak was 357 messages on 19 Sep 2024. Colour marks activity: solid is a busy day, grey is a quiet one.

22 Feb 202418 Nov 2025
busiest days middling quiet

What was actually being said

The room's own vocabulary

These are the words this channel used far more than the rest of the archive did — the in-jokes, names and shorthand that only make sense if you were in here. Median message length: 21 characters.

TermUses
morb1,697
morbius1,825
morbing438
morbin353
morbed188
morbheads116
kraven130
morbiusi64
spider272
morbs85
madame151
morbhead59
MeasureValue
Median message length21
90th percentile70
Total words35,639
Messages asking a question7.9%

Messages by hour, UTC

When the room was awake

A 2.6 to 1 swing between the busiest and quietest hour — mostly one region, with a scattering elsewhere.

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Arrivals, departures and bans, by month

November is the crossover

November is the month it started losing people faster than it gained them.

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1,477 reactions

How the room responded

upvote
900
care
275
rage
77
joy
74
thumbs_down
27
surprise
21
scream
16
heart_eyes
13

32 stickers

And what it sent instead of words

snoo_trollface5snoo_cry5snoo_dealwithit2snoo_angry2snoo_joy2kappa2snoo_feelsbadman2doge1snoo_surprised1snoo_facepalm1

Reddit's chat reaction and sticker sets were removed with the feature. These are preserved copies.

Who was in here

1,161 people passed through. A handful carried it.

The top poster sent 625 messages. Below them the curve collapses: 488 people posted once and never came back.

ParticipantMessagesShare
MyTimeToScamNFT mod6256.5%
magnituuude4734.9%
Appropriate_Tea_27824004.2%
Sad-Possibility97483733.9%
SteveTheOrca2863.0%
NitroBlast45632402.5%
-True-Ryan-Gosling-1932.0%
spoolmak_throwaway1882.0%
[deleted]1811.9%
[deleted]1691.8%
Rpfuta1411.5%
[deleted]1331.4%

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18 Nov 2025 · the end of the log

The last thing anyone said here

No announcement, no goodbye. The archive simply stops. Nobody in this conversation knew it was the last one.

Chike73Straight morbin it rn
hotdogneighborMore Morb More Morb
hotdogneighborGuys should I watch Morbius
besiralywhat do you mean you should watch it
besiralyYou haven’t seen morb…
NorthSuperman0112image
NorthSuperman0112Absolute Cinema
NorthSuperman0112This scene clearly represents the transformation from ordinary Morbius to Super-Morbius, a symbolic moment that mirrors the human condition itself, illustrating our perpetual evolution and the way we transcend our previous selves.
Fearsome_FelineNumber 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. at least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. Bk's "Tell Us About US" online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery, Solved, by 4chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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